Blog of The BLOB!!!!!

Those of you who know the Prince are very aware of his unique way of saying things. A while back he says, LOUDLY, and first thing in the morning so that no one can stay sleeping, " Can you help me with this?" I jolt from my half asleep state, "Help you with what?" (Asking was my first mistake, I should have faked a deep sleep.) "This giant gelatinous Blob that is taking over my body." I hide under the covers and try not to make any noise. I tell him sure, I can help him eat better by making better quality foods. After he leaves for work I call Jules and laugh maniacally. The Prince is not fat, by any stretch. In fact I think he has filled out nicely since we met 18+ years ago. I have never had to wonder where my dwarfs got their flair for the drama.