My Cute Kids........

People are always writing blogs about things their kids say or do that they never expected to hear or see until they were a parent. I have always thought those were sort of dopey things to write about. Until now. UFD went with her aunt to run some errands and came back with some left over fettuccine alfredo. She told her sisters to try it and picky #3 and Grumpy decided why not. Grumpy LOVED it!! She went and got her own fork and started slurping it up like I haven't seen her do with food EVER! UFD finally says "the rest is mine" and moves her plate up close to her face. Grumpy then shoves her fork into the space between UFD's face and the plate to get more. UFD screeches "Stop stabbing me in the nose with a fork!!" I never thought I would have to tell any of my kids not to stab each other with forks, in the face no less. I thought that all ended with Christopher and the fish.....

Things I've Learned on Facebook....

You are pretty much as evil as they come. You like to manipulate people and enjoy causing tragedy. You are only happy when you are making someone else suffer..

I am the worst Jedi in the known universe.

I am Squidward, this did not surprise me.

I am a fast car, no surprise there either.

I know all there is to know about men yet if I were a barbie I would be Goody-2-Shoes.

I know that Thursday night is special at my uncle Dan's house because he gets to take the trash out, the cans NOT aunt Sherri.

People say the STRANGEST things on Facebook. Who cares if someone is a fan of the great strawberry or if they are a fan of chocolate. Together strawberry and chocolate are GREAT!!! But separate who is a fan?

I learn more about people than I ever wanted to know. I have learned more about me than I wanted. And I think it's mostly crap, especially the part about my being really OCD.